The Riddles Thread

Wrong way to say it

Its

"I am mighter then god,
More evil then the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich people cant buy it,
and if you eat it you die,
what am I?" and the answer is "Nothing"

oh haha that was an old joke so i didnt really remember it that good

2 cars are running at each other on the same side of the road(1 of them was drunk) at 180 km/h. The streetlights were off, there was no moon, and it was completely dark. Neither of the cars made any sound and it was completely quiet. Nobody was near them, it was just the 2 drivers. Just before running into the other car, 1 of the cars goes on the right side of the road again.

How did this happen?

Simple. It never happened. The moon is always in view unless its day or its a forested area, If its dark the streetlights are on, Almost all cars that are liscenced to drive on the road dont go much faster then 160 km/h nevermind 180, And cars will make sound where you like it or not.

darkdragon7000 wrote:

2 cars are running at each other on the same side of the road(1 of them was drunk) at 180 km/h. The streetlights were off, there was no moon, and it was completely dark. Neither of the cars made any sound and it was completely quiet. Nobody was near them, it was just the 2 drivers. Just before running into the other car, 1 of the cars goes on the right side of the road again.

How did this happen?

Daytime.

The beginning of eternity
the end of time and space
the beginning of the end
and the end of every place

WHAT AM I?

The letter 'E'.

1. What's once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

2. What gets bigger the more you take from it?

3. A man turns off his light and goes to bed. The next day there are dead people all around. How did this happen?

4. What has a head and body but no neck?

5. A man falls through a window from the 10th floor of a building. He is wearing nothing special, just a regular t-shirt and shorts. Below for 10 yards there is nothing but concrete. He landed and did not die. How could this be possible?


Funniest Joke Ever (Non-Riddle)

There were 3 kids named Manners, Poop, and Shutup.
So they were walking, tralalalala...
Poop fell down, and Manners went to pick him up.
Shutup called the Police.

The police comes and says, "What's your name?"
Shutup: "Shutup."
Police: "I'm asking what's your name."
Shutup: "Shutup."
Police: "Boy, where are your manners?"
Shutup: "Over there, picking up poop.

1. the letter 'M'?
2. dunno
3. no light killz?
4. an insect?
5. he was on a diving board?

All just guesses F7

Rashberry wrote:

1. the letter 'M'?
2. dunno
3. no light killz?
4. an insect?
5. he was on a diving board?

All just guesses F7

1. Correct
2. Wrong
3. Don't understand your phrasing.
4. Wrong
5. Wrong

Yay i got 1 right. for 3. i mean like inverted zombies. light killz them. Now darkness killz them

Nope, that's wrong.

3 is the light was from a lighthouse.

2 is a hole

3 He turned off the light of a lighthouse? O_O

5 Uh was the building like |-----| big?

A plane crashed on the border of mexico and the US where do they bury th survivors.

why is 6 afraid of 7 >=O (too lazy to wait for reposts so ill post the answer :D)


Because 7 8 9 F2 (7 ATE 9 :D)

Shane808 wrote:

A plane crashed on the border of mexico and the US where do they bury th survivors.

Unless you want to go to jail, you don't bury survivors XD

Antlan is correct for 3 and Dark is correct for 2.

Phet, number 5 is wrong.

5.. each"floor" is very short? iono F7

Nope, still wrong.

Umm he landed on a platform like the ones in hotels?

I think 4 is an essay or paragraph (Head-Heading, Body-Body of paragraph).

5 Could be that the man is on the 10th floor, but only fell down 10 yards?

When i said that 7 8 9 joke to my friend on MSN he was like how is 6 scared? And also why isnt 10 scared then?