Suicide Game

i bring a pokemon card fan to it, they go ew, spit on it, then a yu gi oh card fan comes over, sees the spit on the card, and then beats me up thinking it was me.

i drop ash's hat. no getting beat up by that one primeape or having ash attempt to beat you up.

I put it on and go to a pokemon fanclub meeting, they kill me to get it.

I drop a rubber ball. (no choking, eating or hitting you or someone else)

It bounces on me repeatedly, killing me.

I drop Marth

Shadow wrote:

It bounces on me repeatedly, killing me.

I drop Marth

I attack him and he counters.

I drop a tazer

no shocking or bribing

I give it to a police, who accuses me of stealing, and then he kills me, because he had a bad temper problem about people dening what he says

I drop a bullet casing

no eating or getting it inside your body.

Someone fires it at me and i die

I drop a really hard math question.

I fail at solving it then die

I drop a very angry Taboo

I say that the Taboo is fake and the the very angry Taboo lawyers sued me for saying that and I got the death penalty. (werid o.o)

I drop the Failed math grade ( you cannot die in sorrow by failing a math grade o.o)

I eat it, but die from pen ink poisoning o.o

I drop an unmarked scantron.

ITS THOSE SCANTRONS AGAIN! NOOO!! ITS BACK TO HAUNT ME!!!
*runs around crazily and my sci teacher made me take it* *a day later I failed the test and my science teacher killed me for failing the easiest test*

I drop a Unplanned Pregnancy woman That is now your wife. (No killing the baby o.o)

She hates me and eats me (Not so pregnant after all?)

I drop Naruto.

his clones made the world to cramped, and i'm clusterphobic... I go mad and...

I drop a puf of smoke. no inhaling!!!!!!!!!

It suffocates me.

I drop Sakura

she punches the ground and the shockwave kills me

I drop saske

He kills me.

I drop Chonji

he sits on me

I drop a bag of chips

I choke on it

I drop soda

The fizz fills me up and I fly too high

I drop cake

i eat, get fat, and die

I drop candy

sugar rushes drain my energy too fast

I drop baloons

I swallow them and can never eat, and die of starvation

I drop a big baloon

I fly awaay on it and never return

I drop a basket

It lands on my head, i get knocked out from shock, then fall over and break open my head on a rock.

I drop bill gates.

I bring Steve Jobs and they have a fight and I die in it.

I drop a candy. (no choking)

i give it to a baby, wait till the parent is around then snatch it back, and the parent breaks my skull with a hairbrush

i drop a chocolate cookie (cannot touch or give)