Story game!

In an effort to revitalize the forums, I'm gonna post more stuff.
This is a STORY GAME.

RULES:
1. Each person shall write no more than 3 sentences per post (you can write 1 ~ 3.)
2. Sentences that do not follow in any way (i.e. spam) will be deleted. If you want to comment on the story, contribute to it first~! Type your comment in parentheses.
EXAMPLE:

ABOVE POST:
...where the fish reigned supreme.

YOUR POST:
The rebel fish started a coup against the fish royal family, and the bloody war lasted 40 years.

(Why is this story about fish?)

3. Have fun, and feel free to make this story as insane as possible (Try to keep it at least T rating)

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Before the dawn of mankind, sentient vegetation ruled the lands in clans. The most prominent clan of them all was the powerful Potato clan, who ruled the Nightshade Kingdom under a harsh monarchy. Their current king, King Tater XIV, issued an edict where all Tomatoes were to be summarily executed.

But the all the Tomatos were too scared until one day a wise hero had risen from the dirtiest streets of heinzania. This was no ordinary hero, his name was PAULMCGUFFIN and he decided to start his journey as the wannabe hero tomato.

Born and raised in the slums of Heinzania, Paulmcguffin never knew the luxuries of fine sunlight, a safe home, or an education. He never knew the identity of his parents, who abandoned him at birth. The only item left to him was the legendary Steel Knife, an item that could cleave the skins of even the toughest potatoes.

His first clue provided by his friend "Aeyocado" was towards the ancient plastic cave to the right of the village. His time was short and he could not afford to wait, so he impatiently rushed towards the ancient ruin to be ambushed by a scout squad from the potato clan, clad in black armor.