Best Guide Ever : Making Mud Pie

Lol, I was bored this morning, so I though up some crazy stuff about how to make mud pies. Here goes.

Step 1: Fill a bucket with water.
Step 2: Find a nice dirt path.
Step 3: Pour water onto the path.
Step 4: Scrape up the dirt, which is now MUD.
Step 5: Take it home.
Step 6: Place it on a plate.
Step 7: Roll some dough.
Step 8: Get a pan and layer the dough flat.
Step 9: Fill the dough with MUD.
Step 10: Gently cover the top over with the dough.
Step 11: Bake it inside the oven.
Step 12: While it's baking, call your friends over (if you have any).
CAUTION, do not tell them it's MUD PIE. Just say Chocolate pie.

Step 13: Take out the pie and let it cool a bit.
Step 14: Wait for your friends to arrive.
Step 15: When they arrive, sit them around a table.
Step 16: Go into the kitchen and grab plates, forks, and knives.
Step 17: Cut the pie and serve it to them on the plates.
Step 18: Give them each a fork.
Step 19: RUN OUT THE DOOR!
Step 20: Go somewhere far where you can see your house.
Step 21: When they storm out the house, hide behind a bush.
Step 22: They will be searching for you.
Step 23: When they are a couple of yards away from your house, make a dash for it.
Step 24: Open your door and quickly run in.
Step 25: BARRICADE THE DOOR! Never take chances if they have or haven't seen you running.
Step 26: If they didn't see you, this is where your story ends. If they did, move to Step 27.
Step 27: There will probably be door banging, so open your window slighty.
Step 28: Scream and tell them to get off your lawn.
Step 29: If they refuse to do so, call the cops.
Step 30: Wait for the siren and door banging to stop.
Step 31: Open the door.

... x Steps later ...

Step 152: Testify against your friends in court.

... y Steps later ...

Step 323: Go home and make some more mud pies.

... z Steps later ...

Step 999: Note that Steps 29~998 could have been avoided if only your friends weren't so stupid enough not to get off your lawn.

This concludes the guide to making mud pie.

wow, you really were bored =P Gave me a good laugh. Calling the cops, seems a little harsh don't it?

What else would you do? I wouldn't like it if they broke in the window or knocked down the door while I stood there and did nothing.

KitKat wrote:

What else would you do? I wouldn't like it if they broke in the window or knocked down the door while I stood there and did nothing.

Well, I would attempt to fight them off with my limited karate abilities >:(

Now suppose you DON'T have karate skills or any fighting techniques, or imagine 5 against 1.

I lol'd!

KitKat wrote:

Now suppose you DON'T have karate skills or any fighting techniques, or imagine 5 against 1.

Attempt to outrun them while screaming like an idiot *D

How about if you lose on the court D:

Then you hire me to assassinate them.

Step 152B, if you lose in court, hire Kankie to assasinate your friends, or the jury, or someone in court.

But what if THEY hire someone to assassinate you?

kankie wrote:

But what if THEY hire someone to assassinate you?

I would hire you, chuck norris, krypto the alien, and superman =P

Nooo don't hire Chucky, he would only roundhouse people like Buck Porris, who's Krypto? Superman is old now, it's the age of Drugsman! I am your man, I can fly and know how to make mud pies!

HEY I DID WHAT YOU SAID BUT MY FRIENDS GOT ME :(. Im typing with my nose right now because my friends.. i mean my ex-friends ripped my arms off. They said they didnt like the mud pie :(. F4

mocanuel wrote:

HEY I DID WHAT YOU SAID BUT MY FRIENDS GOT ME :(. Im typing with my nose right now because my friends.. i mean my ex-friends ripped my arms off. They said they didnt like the mud pie :(. F4

Oh, did I mention you had to be much quicker and nimbler than your friends before attempting this? Oops.

mocanuel wrote:

HEY I DID WHAT YOU SAID BUT MY FRIENDS GOT ME :(. Im typing with my nose right now because my friends.. i mean my ex-friends ripped my arms off. They said they didnt like the mud pie :(. F4

Put some sticks inside your nose and see if you can use them to get a cellphone and call the police D:

He can just call his mom and let her call the police >.<

kankie wrote:

He can just call his mom and let her call the police >.<

No because he have to press tiny buttons with a nose or tongue D:

Use your toes man.

Dam i still got my hands ripped off and im bleeding. Theres blood all over the house and no one is coming. Actually... a guy came i opened the door with my toes and he said hi. I looked at him and i said HELP ME!!. Then he was like f6 and he said
K BAI.

metawe wrote:

kankie wrote:

He can just call his mom and let her call the police >.<

No because he have to press tiny buttons with a nose or tongue D:

I mean call her when she's home and not calling like calling someone through the phone.

Well I am following all the steps and I got ace attorney pheonix wright? Does that work?

mocanuel wrote:

Dam i still got my hands ripped off and im bleeding. Theres blood all over the house and no one is coming. Actually... a guy came i opened the door with my toes and he said hi. I looked at him and i said HELP ME!!. Then he was like f6 and he said
K BAI.

How could you type now then?

speedycop wrote:

Well I am following all the steps and I got ace attorney pheonix wright? Does that work?

Hell no! That only works for the l33t people like me!

This topic was very funny this needs to be revived.