- Thecrazycow wrote:
- mine is 2 legs on 4 legs eating 0 legs on 4 legs what is the one with two legs.
OMFG I REMEMBER THIS FROM A BOOK its like 2 legs = men 4 legs = chair 0 legs = fish 4 legs = table so 2 legs is a man
You can rearrange the letters in the words “new door” to make one word what is the answer?
The maker doesn’t want it, the buyer doesn’t use it, the user can’t see it. What is it?
What goes around the world but stays in one corner?
What is at the beginning of Eternity, at the end of space, and at the end of every place?
They aren’t called, yet they come at night. They aren’t stolen but lost at day. What are they?
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in an hour?
It can’t be seen, It can’t be felt, it can’t be seen, it cant be smelt. It lies under hills, and behind stars. It empties holes it fills. It comes first and follows after. It ends life, it kills laughter. What is it?
A red man lives in a red house, a blue man lives in a blue house, a green man lives in a green house, a black man lives in a black house. Who lives in the white house?
Forwards it is heavy, backwards it is not. What is it?
They’re dark and on the run. Without the sun there would be none. What are they?
There are 12 tone deaf birds on a branch a gunman shoots one down. How many are left?
What has keys but can’t open a door?
There was a man in the car. He was dead. How could he die if the windows were made out of steel and the doors were locked.
Twas in heaven pronounced, and was mutted in hell
An echo caught faintly as the sound fell
On the confines of earth twas permitted to rest
And the depths of the ocean its presence confessed
Twill be found in the sphere when tis riven asunder
Be seen in the lightning and heard in thunder
Twas allotted to man with his earliest breath
Attends him at birth and awaits him in death
Presides o’er his happiness, honor and health
In the heaps of the miser tis’ hoarded with care
But is sure to be lost in the prodigal hair
It begins every hope every wish it must bound
With the husband man toils and with monarchs is crowned
Without it the soldier, the seaman may roam
But woe to the wretch who expels it in home
In the whispers of conscience it’s voice will be found
Nor e’en the whirlwind of passion be drowned.
Twill not soften the heart but though deaf be the ear
It will make acutely and instantly hear
Yet in shade let it rest like a delicate flower
Ah breathe on it softly it dies in hour.
I have hands, but I lack flesh. I have a face, but I lack blood. What am I?
How can you make 30 cents without using twenty-five cents.
It goes up and down the steps what is it?
Two very common and popular objects that do the same thing. While one has 1000 parts the other one has no moving parts what are they?
Holes on top, holes on bottom, holes on the right, holes on the left, holes in the middle. What could it be?
When I look at you you look at me. If I raise my left you raise your right. What are you?
Twelve white ponies on a red hill we always move but we stand still what are we?
Take me out scratch my head, I am now black, once I was red
If two is a company, and three is a crowd, what’s four and five?
What starts with a t, ends with a t, and has t in it.
If you give it you must keep it
A thousand bones but only two back bones. What is it
It’s Greater than god, more evil than the devil, poor people have it, Wealthy people don’t have it, if you eat it you will die.
Suppose you want to cook an egg for 3 minutes, but you only have a 5 minute hour glass and a 2 minute one what do you do?
Start them both at the same time and once the 2 minute one is done you flip the 5 minute
You walk up a mountain that has two paths. One leads to the other side of the mountain and the other one gets you lost forever. There are twins guarding the paths. You can ask them only one question EXCEPT one lies and one tells the truth. How do you know which is the correct path?
I have a tail and a head and no body. I am not a snake what am I?
I am slim and tall, many find me desirable and appealing. They touch me and I give a false good feeling. Once I shine in splendor, but only once and then no more. For many I am “to die for”. What am I?
Not born, but from a mother’s body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am i?
This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has no lung nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
There are 6 glasses. 3 are filled with juice while the other 3 aren’t. How can you make it so they alternate? You can only move one
A frog falls down a well that is 18 feet down. Every day he climbs 6 feet but falls down 2. how many days does it take to reach the top?
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out for a walk and a dinner. How can this be?
A man was found dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk. When the police entered the room and press the play button the tape recorder they heard: I can’t go on. I have nothing to live for. Then there was the sound of a gunshot. How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered and it wasn’t suicide?
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. The police found many alibis. The wife said she was sleeping. The cook was cooking breakfast. The gardener was picking vegetables. The maid was getting the mail. The butler was cleaning the closet. The police arresting the murderer instantly. Who did it and how did they know?
I start with the letter e and end with the letter e, but I only have 1 letter. What am I?
A son and a father were in a car crash. The father was killed, but the boy needed to have surgery. When they got to the hospital the doctor said I can’t do it he’s my son. Who is the doctor?
How many animals did Abraham take on the ark.
I’m white im round, but I am not always round, I’m light, im dark, sometimes im both, everybody wants to walk on me, but only a few happy feet ever have.
A digital clock read 3Kiss0 what angle are the hands in?.
A mouse is being chased by a cat. A cat is being chased by a dog. A dog says CRUD A DOG IS CHASING ME! Why?
There was a war between USA and Iraq a lot of people died where the survivors get buried?
An electric train is going 100 mph the wind is going 100 mph where is the smoke going?
What’s lighter than a feather but only man can hold it for a few minutes?
A boy went to a carnival stand and the carny said if I write down your exact weight on this piece of paper I get $50 dollars but if I don’t you get $50 dollars. In the end the carny got 50 dollars why?
What has one foot on each side but one in the middle?
You are having a dinner with your father your mom, your friend, your friends best friend, your sister and your wife. There are only 5 pieces of pie for desert. Everyone gets a piece why?
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining sever damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member. What is the most basic meaning of this passage?
What is the longest word in the dictionary and spell it.
- Royke wrote:
- An American car was racing a German car. The next day on the front of the newspaper it stated that the German car had done better then the American car even though they had lost how is this possible?
that was in the newspaper it was like America and Russia were racing to the moon or something and Russia lost and they were like WE GOT SECOND PLACE! America got second to last what losers. Lol my spanish teacher told me that
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